Most Wanted: Libido Killer at Large

There is nothing like a phone call from your mother telling you to practice safe sex to kill your drive.  Namely when she's my mother and it is 1.5 hours before my 4th date with W.G. at his place.  I didn't think anything could do it; I've had naked bodies on the brain since 6 am, but right now, I'm all dry sand and deserts.  Thanks, mom.